Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Palin's great because she gave me money.

O.K. here it is. I like Palin as a governor because she gave my family $4800.00 in additional rebates on the taxes the state collected on the oil that the f*&king oil companies made in obscene profits this year.

Yeah it's a drag that the rest of the country doesn't get a rebate on the mineral resources that are extracted from their states, but if you really don't like it... get up stand up!

You have no one to blame but your own suck up to the illusion that you might be a rich puke someday too.

" When I make a million dollars a year I don't want to have to pay 50% of my income to taxes."

Of course you don't you idiot! That's why millionaires hire accountants... THE LOOP HOLES!!!!

But I digress, Palin as a v.p. is insane. Dan Quayle would've made three times the potential president that Caribou Barbie would make.

And I say that as someone that wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers... even if it was her dog.

Monday, September 08, 2008

LHC Set to Fire Up This Week

Google News:

"It could yield the greatest scientific discovery known to man or annihilate every living being on earth..."

Ya' just gotta love lead ins like this one!!!