I finally found the pledge of allegiance as recited by Bongo of life in hell fame and I thought I'd share it with anyone that might read this worthless blog. I figure it this way, if I have to stand and pledge allegiance to a piece of cloth because of social pressure at least now I have something that makes me laugh while I mutter with the rest of the 'bots.
"I plead alignment to the flakes
of the untitled snakes of a merry cow
and to the Republicans
for which they scam
and jugs of wine