Monday, November 29, 2004

nukkin' spitexas

It ain't lookin' good for teehoos. Unfortunately there has been an underwhelming response in reasons not to nuke the lone brain cell state. Well, they are famous for bar bee que!!! yee haa!!!


Well another weekend of gluttony. No, I didn't fast in support of my Iraqi brethren. I did give a moment in reflection of our complicity in the carnage in the middle east. I attended meeting at the local Friends House. I think I've finally found a like minded group of "christians". They are a bit more pacifistic than I tend to be, but isn't that what christ advocated? Yeah, well if some IDIOT threatens me or mine with bodily harm woe be to them if I have the physical means to smite them. ( I can talk that bibliacal shit wid the bes of 'em! ) But back to the quaker thing. They's a good thing and I suggest if you have been rather alienated by the majority of "x-tians" seek ye the house of the quakers, be still, be in the light.

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

reasons not to nuke texas

I've decided to start a list of reasons NOT to nuke texas. Add the previous four to; ... my parents and sister's family live there. Well, except for the kids, they all voted for shrub, so I guess that's not a reason to spare them. But there has to be other reasons not to glass 'em over. Come on!!! Help me out here! I have family there. I mean really!

Tejas isn't completely hopeless

Willy Nelson, Doug Sahm, Ron Paul, Kinky Freidman.

Blame The Morons, Not The Messenger

Blame The Morons, Not The Messenger
Morons, Idiots. They's all the same. Don't blame the marine or the camera man.

Sunday, November 21, 2004

epiphany in reflection of atrocities in Iraq

Has anybody read The Quiet American, by Graham Green? Idiots are excused of course because they are too busy reading horse manure by Ann-S "Colt"er, (which means she likes doing what with young horses?). And Plush Limp-bowels, (which was the reason he avoided forced conscription in Vietnam).

Set in Vietnam between the french occupation and the u.s. occupation. It details the involvement of the cia in shaping world opinion of the insurgency by among other things, staging bombings in crowded market places, the infamous "bicycle bombings". Given the natural increase in sophistication of all things in the years that have passed since then. Can it not be assumed that the atrocities that have been attributed to the resistance in Iraq may have been "enhanced" by our oh so capable, spooks?

There are still serious holes in the execution of Margret Hassan and the beheading of Nick Berg. (was he a quiet american?)

Rumors abound, rumors abound. One thing I know for sure. We will regret Iran (oops! a Freudian slip, tee hee, I meant Iraq) every bit if not more than Vietnam.

Sub note to Idiots, you don't need to read the book, there's a movie!

Screams from the Wilderness

Screams from the Wilderness
CHECK IT OUT! A site that isn't afraid to ask the question, "why the F*#K are the majority of white texans willing to go down on the persidunce of the u.s.?

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Don't blame the Marine

I know, it's a sick fucking feeling to see the footage of the kid shooting an unarmed, wounded man in a holy place. But if we're going to blame someone for it we need to blame the idiots that put the kid there in the first place. And right along with that blame of our own stupidity we need to blame the tactics used by the resistance. They are every bit as reprehensible as dropping cluster bombs in civillian areas. When the resistance resorts to booby trapping corpses and the wounded left behind, beheadings of aide workers , suicide bombings in resturaunts, and disembowelings of females they diminish the ability of the sane voices in the oppressing country to enact change.

But in reality they are no different from us. We have justified the horrors of inhumanity through our religion. We've twisted the basic premise of humility before the awesome power of creation, and compassion towards all that was created, to explain our attrocities against god.

and in our combination we still result in no more than a warm bucket of shit.

t r u t h o u t - William Rivers Pitt | His Red Right Hand

t r u t h o u t - William Rivers Pitt | His Red Right Hand
Idiots should sleep better after hearing this news!

Monday, November 15, 2004

red state wads

Piss on ya!

so concerned with yer cable-istic, maximalistic, denialistic, moralistic world view that you could give a flying fuck about a blinded, legs blown off, brain damaged Iraqi baby

'cause "they" are not "us".

They are you.

Yer tearin' off your penis in a vain effort to show how macho you are. All the while presenting your vulnerable ass to the ones who own you.

The pictures of the young Marines never to come home

and the pictures of the young Marines never,

and the pictures of the young...

so sure the fight was right

and the responsibility is ours the blood is on our hands
the war is just another "issue" that we base our vote on.

you don't deserve the life you have if your don't ache, really ache, at the loss of any innocent life.

Friday, November 12, 2004

Down With Fancy Book Learnin'

Down With Fancy Book Learnin'
See I told ya so! IDIOTS ON THE MARCH!

Wake Up Call - What Will YOU Do When It's Too Late?

Wake Up Call - What Will YOU Do When It's Too Late?
Code Red and Internment camps. Arm Yourselves! (with knowledge of course)

Reconquest of Atzlan

Remember the U.S. war of 1846? Tee hee, of course you don't. History class was a distraction from Mary's ass. If you think the South is gonna rise again you is right! The reconquest of Atzlan is happening now! Lest you think me a bigot that would wish to deny the brown ones their rightful due, let me say I rejoice in the poetic justice of the reconquest. After all the war of 1846 was just another example of a US imperial land grab. They’re just grabbing back, and they’re doing it in a genetically superior way, NONVIOLENTLY! VIVA ATZLAN!
Biggest deficit in history
Foreign intervention
Has yet to veto one spending bill
Massive increase in the size of the bureaucracy
yeah right!

Thursday, November 11, 2004

Hey Idiots!

Why is it that the lower your IQ the more chance there is that you voted for georgie boy? Why is it that if you're white, go to church, and have a blue collar occupation the more likely you are to have voted for the biggest criminal to have ever held office?



....Just kidding!

Actually I feel sorry for you, and as zipper boy clinton once said "I feel your pain."

I do, I do, I feel your pain!

It must be painful to see the once truly dominant culture of the mighty white man sliding into oblivion right in front of your eyes. Everything you hold as most holy is imploding in on itself. Affordable housing, a good job in the factory, and now those damn homos want to hold hands in public! So you vote with your testicles, hoping against hope that this moronic thug that you voted for can slow it all down, maybe even stop it from happening.

Well it ain't gonna happen. You wads just gave up the family farm to the rain maker. You won't need a pot to piss in because the bastards in office right now are going to suck you dry. And you voted for them. HA!

Cobb/LaMarche '04 - Vote for hope. Vote for peace. Vote Green.

Cobb/LaMarche '04 - Vote for hope. Vote for peace. Vote Green.
The pansy-ass Demos won't do it so the MUY MACHO Greens step up to the plate! Viva el Verdes!

Sensory Overload: Free States vs. Slave States ~Oh How Far We've Come...

Sensory Overload: Free States vs. Slave States ~Oh How Far We've Come...
Ever hear the old saying "...the South will rise again!"?

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Open letter to the Religious Fundamentally Idiotic and their Weak Little god

Letter to the idiots:
Riddle me this, how the hell can same sex marriage threaten traditional marriage? Does the existence of a marrried same sex couple in the same room with a room full of high school football players predispose a sizable percentage of them to wanting to do something with their team mates butts other than merely slapping them? Oh I know, your afraid of the 50% or so of us that have tried "traditional" marriage and had them end in failure. You're sure that Joe's gonna say to himself, "hey that thing with a woman was a train wreck, I think I'll find something with even more of a moustache than my ex and marry me some man meat!" Granted there may be an argument that a greater portion of women would opt for a try with Mary. I've often maintained that if I were a woman I'd be a lesbian. Who could blame them?! I don't think it would happen though. Most women prefer men as their partners. who da thunk it? Almost like GOD made it that way on purpose!!!
Which brings me to my next question for you weak faith morons. Do you have to pass laws to protect your trembling weak knee'd god from the onlsaught of pitiable humans that believe in Live and Let Live? Is your faith in the power of God so tenuous that the thought of two guys kissing in the bedroom next door causes you to doubt God's existence?
You show yourselves to be reacting from a position of fear. you react to anyone who differs from you with anger and violence. In the process you diminish your faith and your god when you hurt another in "his" name. May one of the many faces of God have pity on your shriveled little souls.
-Mike of the North-