Wednesday, December 22, 2004
Kiss it Goodbye IDIOTS you voted for them!
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
In the movie Where the Buffalo Roam, Hunter S. Thompson, played by Bill Murray engages Richard Nixon in a bit of men’s room chat as Nixon attempts to get his prostrate to relax enough actually let him pass water. As the piss dribbles from his enflamed sphincter, Nixon grunts and groans in agony. Hunter proceeds to break the world down into two types of people, the screw heads and the doomed.
We are the doomed.
And by this I don’t mean all the poor deluded fools that voted for Kerry, thinking that anything and I do mean anything, had to be better than shrub. I mean the MAJORITY of america are the doomed. The Minority are the screw heads.
The minority knows that they are such; they are a special few that control vast amounts of wealth and have power we the doomed can’t even comprehend. But they are the minority. If the majority, the doomed ever figured out what the minority were up to there would be,
“… a lotta ‘splainin’ to do Lucy”.
We won’t, we’re the doomed remember? The screw heads have attended the best schools in the world. And even if some of them only averaged “C’s” they have all learned the lessons of history well and one of the best of those lessons can be summed up in the phrase, “…divide and conquer”, and that my fellow doomed, is exactly what they’ve done, they have divided and conquered the doomed majority of the u.s
Hacks like Limbaugh and Hannity rave about the liberal elite that want to destroy the American values of marriage and family. And in doing so create fear and distrust of people that basically just want to be left alone so that they can figure out what life is really about.
Mission Accomplished, I’ve got Your Back, I Feel Your Pain, Read My Lips.
The doomed need a mantra of their own, one that they can chant repeatedly every time the screw heads start with their incantations of divisiveness. It was given to us in ages past by a man that probably had no idea what he was really doing. And if he did have some inkling of its importance, probably had no idea how crucial it would be to the survival of this country.
The mantra is this, and I want each one of you to start chanting it under your breath, no out LOUD, every time you hear something from some jack-ass with a microphone saying something that makes you distrust your neighbor.
‘…life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”
If we all would realize that this mantra could shut the screw heads down, we would soon realize that the vast majority of people here in the
But we won’t we’re the doomed, remember?
As he shook the last feeble drops into the urinal Nixon leaned towards Hunter and uttered the words that the screw heads live by. " Thompson," he said,
"Fuck the doomed!”
Thursday, December 16, 2004
Darwin's Cat: When Whizzing Kills: This Holiday Warning is a Public Service to the Reality-Based Community
Peace, May you learn to walk behind Christ.
N. Bend , OR"
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...
Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...
Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.
Written by: John Lennon
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
Well semester’s end, and at last, I have a bit of time now to truly relax and contemplate what has been going on in my life.
Not much, you?
I steal the line from a radio show that is a favorite of my kids. :)
What has happened is:
this makes us brothers in arms.
The world is still full of IDIOTS who believe that what they hear on t.v. is either liberal propaganda or the truth, which depends on whether the info supports their point of view or contradicts it.
The world is full of IDIOTS who believe that what they hear on t.v. is either right wing propaganda or the truth, which depends on whether the info supports their point of view or contradicts it.
I was directed by the hand of the almighty to the world of blogging, the hand of the almighty belonging to a true friend of mine who turned me on to his site and consequently sparked the genesis of my own.
The hand of the almighty is ever present in the act of creation.
These things have lead to a number of epiphanies:
About half the
I’m an anarchist. It’s the only hope.
I’m a deist, yep there is a god but it’s way too busy to become involved with the petty affairs of a bunch of hairless apes.
Which leads to the conclusion that the only hope we have is taking care of each other, we sure as hell can’t count on god pullin’ our ass out of the fire.
So, my point is?
‘Tis this. Let’s all make a valiant effort to pull our heads out of whatever orifice that keeps us in the dark and start judging our actions and the actions of others by how much they help all the people in the world, ‘cause god is way to busy to protect us from ourselves.
Monday, December 13, 2004
This is what happens to you if you piss bushie boy off...
Oh, I mean... I'm sorry Mr. President, no disrespect meant.
Sunday, December 12, 2004
Saturday, December 11, 2004
Thursday, December 09, 2004
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
To hell with Kentucky Fried Chicken, I'm talkin' Kentucky Fried Cuy!
If ya' ever want to get rid of yer kid's guinea pig let me know.
Show me your papers!! IDIOTS!!! Nazi Amerika is here and it's all your beloved conservative fuhror doing it. Ve are doink it for your own protection! Arnie for president anyone?
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Monday, December 06, 2004
Last winter I bought a 1985 Ford Escort Diesel for less than 300 bucks. It averages around 40 miles a gallon. It does tend to run a little cold at -20 F or colder. But that is a problem with most cars up here, at least the ones I can afford! Check out the VW Lupo, how does 100 mpg sound? Come on bushie boy! How's about mandating a cut in big oil's profit margin to make us safer from Osama? Let's push increased fuel economy! Oh... I forgot, your only concern is big oil.
Sunday, December 05, 2004
The UAE, Saudi Arabia and Kuwait are in fact the only three Arab countries without suffrage for women. All three are close U.S. allies, and yet the Bush administration, which made much of women's participation in Afghanistan's recent elections, is strangely quiet on women's rights and suffrage in these Gulf countries. The silence is particularly ironic considering that Iraq was the first Arab country to give women the vote, in 1948
I could try to write something this insightful but just thinking about how IDIOTIC! the 51% have become sends me into spasms of uncontrollabel rage. Read this it's good!