Friday, July 06, 2007

QDB: Quote #779288

QDB: Quote #779288: "#779288 (766)- [X

] so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it wouldn't work on her computer
so she put it in mine
now, the last thing I watched on windows media player was hardcore lesbian porn
that got into the action right away
so my mom puts in the cd into my computer
opens up windows media players
and the porn starts playing
and when I realized what was happening I was like 'oh fuck'
but then...
she goes berserk
she was screaming 'THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!'
and she took out a HAMMER
and smashed the fucking CD
it was the best thing ever
not only was I completely off the hook
you have to love the awesome displays of religious apeshit
I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on this earth to entertain us"

1 comment:

SheaNC said...

Gee, they blew an opportunity to say, "Hey Mom, how come God created the Devil, anyway? Why is God the source of evil in the world?" Christians appreciate that stuff.