Thursday, April 13, 2006

TvNewsLIES.org � Blog Archive � So They Want To Read Your E-Mail? Give Them Something Good To Read!

TvNewsLIES.org Blog Archive So They Want To Read Your E-Mail? Give Them Something Good To Read!:

"So the U.S. government wants to scan our e-mail, blogs & websites for “our own protection?” I say let’s give them something good to read! Let’s overload their systems.

I think every e-mail that is sent, every website and every blog should include a sentence or two that will trigger an alert. We should never say (or do) anything threatening but we should say things that can be misinterpreted by a computer. Add a trick line to every e-mail. Make it your signature. Here are some examples:

* My garden is so overcrowded that I think we will have to kill a bush or two this weekend to make room for our veggies.
* We are way behind in our paperwork but my staff is planning to attack this problem immediately.
* We were going to get married in a civil ceremony but my spouse is planning to have a mass. She wants the altar boys to wear black capes. They will look like a murder of crows!

At the end of your trick sentence you can include the phrase: “How are you doing Big Brother? Nice to see you.”"

2 comments:

John said...

Spammers? Hackers? All you porn and erection pill-peddlers? Are you listening? Make yourselves useful...

SheaNC said...

I love TV NewsLIES.org. But I think the DHS is more interested kiddie porn these days.