Thursday, May 10, 2007

Oh Hey, Cheney's Maybe On the DC Madam's List - Wonkette

Oh Hey, Cheney's Maybe On the DC Madam's List - Wonkette:

"The "former CEO" supposedly on the DC Madam's phone list is "former" Halliburton CEO Dick Cheney. He paid money to some poor girl and stuck his thing in her deal. ...

There, are you people happy now? Didn't think so. Do you know why we're underwhelmed by this rumor? Because even if it's a fact, which it probably is, there's no way it would have any impact on Cheney's career. This is a draft-dodging half-human war criminal with a pregnant lesbian daughter who tells senators to fuck themselves and shoots his own friends in the face. Ordering an outcall hooker is positively innocent compared to the well-known things Cheney does every day.

2 comments:

SheaNC said...

Oh, as if being a whore wasn't bad enough already, now it includes the possibility of doing Cheney? That's about as bad as it can get.

Mike of the North said...

...well, if the money was right...

eewww!!!