Thursday, December 16, 2004
Darwin's Cat: When Whizzing Kills: This Holiday Warning is a Public Service to the Reality-Based Community
Darwin's Cat: When Whizzing Kills: This Holiday Warning is a Public Service to the Reality-Based Community: "A harrowing tale. And here's another. The great heart of Elvis Presley stopped when his determination to pass a difficult stool came up against the refusal of the lower colon to part with it. When the forehead veins bulge in exertion, gentleman, see it as a red flag."
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It's all part of the great circle of life... I could be in the middle of my most profound blog statement, when suddenly --
[thunk!]
-- er, where am I..?
I was once a conspiracy advocate (nut) that thought it entirely possible that The King, having tired of Pricilla, fame, and fried banana and peanut butter sandwiches said, "...ta hell with this I'm droppin' out!"
I maintained this belief until I read the coroner's report that stated that The King died on the throne, so to speak.
I realized then that The King was truly gone because The King would have never faked his death by "dying on a toilet".
A flaming car wreck, a valiant struggle against communnist kidnappers yes, a hardened stool? Never!
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