Tuesday, May 17, 2005

A Silent Killer - The War On Constipation!

A Silent Killer - The War On Constipation! :

"According to various reports of the autopsies of two
of our nation's most beloved personalities, upon their passing, John Wayne
was found to have at least 40 lbs of fecal matter in his colon, and Elvis
was found to have 60 lbs. Neither stardom nor wishful thinking can protect
us from this current endemic. We must take action!"

I propose finding a repuke and taking a healthy, satisfying, dump on them!!! Perhaps bushieboy would volunteer his services. I hear him and gannon were in to some pretty kinky stuff!

I'm gonna eat me some chocolate flavored ex-lax and have a field day with these guys...here bushie, bushie, bushie!

1 comment:

SheaNC said...

No one can say you're apathetic - because you really give a shit about the repukes!