Saturday, March 12, 2005

Do You Believe In Conspiracies?

Do You Believe In Conspiracies?: "The Helpless Voter Conspiracy is stupid because voters are not helpless. Rather, they are irresponsible, incompetent, and easily manipulated.

The voters can select anybody they want as president. Voters can refuse to vote if they don't like any of the candidates. Voters are even allowed to write a person's name on the ballot. This allows them to elect people who are not on the ballot, such as you or me. And they can throw government leaders out of office whenever they want, even if it is not an election year."

1 comment:

SheaNC said...

I fuckin' do.

Oh, I didn't used to. I used to believe the old saying that "if it is a conspiracy theory, it's wrong" - that saying was probably coined by someone involved in a conspiracy.

A conspiracy is a plan to do something bad. Anyone who thinks that there is no such thing as people who plan to do bad things is in for a surprise!